Baa Baa Black Sheep Have You Any Shame?

Rhymes and Rhymes. Most of us who had gone to school or even who haven’t, know a few rhymes. Krishashok’s on his blog Doing Jalsa and Showing Jilpa shares a few more interesting derivations of the popular rhymes: Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. And visitors to his blog follow up with some that are even more hillarious.

Version that takes the cake

Baa Baa black sheep,
Have you any shame?
No sir, no sir,
it’s part of the game.
One for the minister,
one for his valet,
one for the office boy,
it’s bribes all the way.

Equally amusing are the rhymes in the comments on his post. Some funny ones here.

Jack and Jill’s daughter.

“Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water;
God knows what they did there,
They came back with a daughter.”

DMK, ADMK and TMTK do you know how to fight?

DMK is sitting on the throne,
ADMK is waiting for its bone,
All the TMTKs and all the PMKs,
Can put a fight together even if in vain…

Bhajji Bhajji, Blur Blur

Bha Bha Bhajji
Have you racial slurs
Yes sir Yes sir
But only for Symonds’ ears
I know it’s taboo
In the genteel game you fool
But thats the only expletive
taught in Jalandhar high school.

No No Nano!

Uncle Uncle, whats that car
Its Tata’s Nano Experiment Yaar
Much below other prices so high
But to drive it in this traffic it must fly!

Do you have any interesting rhymes to share?

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